Nose Explosion

When I was sitting down in church
In a very quiet thoughtful bit
God a wink from my dad
But my mum went mad
Achoo! It was a nose explosion

Cos my eyes were watering, my nose was running
And my head felt just like cotton wool
So I bent at the knees and I did a big sneeze
Achoo! Nose explosion

Now me and all my class at school
Were half way through our science test
With everybody quiet
I nearly caused a riot
Achoo! It was a nose explosion

When Mum had tucked me up in bed
And kissed me gently on my head
I tried to kiss her cheek
But I really made her freak
Achoo! It was a nose explosion!

Thank you Lord for my runny nose
You understand each time it blows
I'm really glad you love me
And Lord I really love you
Achoo! It was a nose explosion!