Animal Alphabet Song

I've got ants in my pants and bats in my hair
The chimpanzees are a complete nightmare
The dogs are barking made but doing ok I think
But the elephants feet wow, really, really stink
The frogs are hopping made 'cos the geckos ate their food
The hippos keeping on belching, it's unspeakably rude
The ibex and the jackals are surprisingly mild
The kangaroos bouncing's driving ev'rybody wild

Oink, hiss, moor, roar! Noises ev'rywhere
Woof, baa, quack, parp, pollution's in the air
And overall I think, a good job we are doing
'Cos all of them having managed splendid amounts of pooing

The llamas need a facial 'cos they have a lot of zits
The monkeys are having heaps of fun living with the nits
The ostrich wasn't happy and really had a whine
It sat upon a chair and found it was a porcupine
The quail, rats, snakes and ticks can be a bit of a pain
The umbrella bird has been really quite busy in the rain
The vultures every hopeful that the warthogs will just die...

Oink, hiss, moo, roar! Noises ev'rywhere
Woof, baa, quack, parp, pollution's in the air
And overall I think, a good job we are doing
'Cos all of them have managed splendid amounts of pooing

Oink, hiss, moo, roar! Noises ev'rywhere
Woof, baa, quack, parp, pollution's in the air

From A to Zed it must be said
That big and small we have them all
We've dotted the eyes and crossed the tee's
Man there's a lot of knobbly knees
The ark is officially full!